Usdc ChudUsdc Chud
Doesn't Wanna
Get Up.
Couch dweller. Broom wielder. Cheez puff connoisseur. Chud has not stood up since Tuesday and frankly, he's never been more locked in.
B1D65Jmg6gKeMoHguvYkHYeuSQ5DhTJ67jdKjvL3pumpUSDC pair · Solana · pump.fun
The Gospel of Usdc Chud
Cried At A Roomba
It bumped his foot. He apologized to it. They are dating now.
Banned From Chuck E Cheese
Age 27. Bit the rat. Won't elaborate.
Married His Body Pillow
Her name is Brenda. The ceremony was on Twitch. 4 people watched. One was his mom.
Sigma Grindset
Woke up at 4am. Looked at the ceiling. Went back to sleep at 4:02am. Locked in.
Microwave Beef
Microwave beeped at him wrong. Hasn't spoken to it in 8 months. Eats everything cold now.
Pulled A Muscle
Sneezing. In bed. Took 3 weeks off work. He doesn't have a job.
Broom = Remote. Chud = Genius.
- • Last stood up: October.
- • Last shower: Obama.
- • Pants? No.
- • IQ: room temp. Celsius.
- • Best friend: the broom.
- • Second best friend: Brenda.
- • Diet: Cheez Puffs. Just Cheez Puffs.
- • Cardio: scrolling.
- • Doctor: blocked.
Touch Grass? Nah.
- • Bed filed a missing person report.
- • Ate Oreos at 3am. Cried.
- • 47 eBay tabs. Bought nothing.
- • Argued with a bot for 4 hours.
- • Won.
- • Lost the next 11.
- • Made a spreadsheet about it.
- • Didn't save the spreadsheet.
How To Buy Usdc Chud
USDC pair on pump.fun. Even Chud could do it. Probably.
- 01
Get a Wallet
Download Phantom or Solflare. Make a Solana wallet. Don't lose the seed phrase, lazy boy.
- 02
Load USDC
Send USDC (Solana) into your wallet. Bridge from another chain if you must.
- 03
Open Pump.fun
Head to pump.fun and paste the Usdc Chud contract address.
- 04
Swap USDC → Usdc Chud
Pick USDC as the pair, set slippage, hit buy. Then go back to bed.